You don’t suck at marketing.
You’re just Sick Of Socials.
BFFR: You post every fkn day. Save trends before you’ve had coffee. Obsess over whether 1,001 uses is too many for your audio.
And Instagram hides your offer anyway. 😮💨
There’s a better way. It’s called email. And you already know that…
but you haven’t had someone in your corner to actually make it work for your business.Until now. 😈
“I didn’t even make it to the bottom of the first email before I signed up. I already knew you were fkn cooking something over there. I’m a mom of three, I need to not be working this summer, and I know email is how that happens. Obviously, this is why I pay you and have literally hitched my train to you!”
— Christina, C-Section CEO
You already know you should be prioritizing email.
& You’ve known for a while.
You have the list. & some subscribers (maybe even a TON).
You just never had the structure, the strategy, or ME in your corner to make it feel as easy as it actually can be.
🤑 You want to wake up to a payment notification from an email you forgot you sent.
😇 You want to sign new clients + sell more artwork from automations you set *once*.
🫡 You want a business that runs on a Tuesday when you’re at the farmers market, on a Friday when you’ve clocked OUT, and on a random Wednesday in July when you decide last-minute to head to the beach.
❌ & You certainly want to stop giving give 2 fks about going viral, keeping up with the trends, or recording another b-roll before breakfast.
Liiike TBH? You want to post memes online while you get paid through emails.
And you already have everything you need to make that happen: something people want, an audience that’s listening, and an email list you keep…meaning to actually use. 😅
This is for the iconic business owner who’s ready to add email to her conversion roster to let it ferally do what social media could never.
👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
You run a snail mail club or cult-following subscription, but you’re posting 3× daily just to get a few clicks to your checkout page even though you have thousands of followers.
You’re a spiritual leader doing BIG work who would rather rest & regulate between client sessions than turn on the camera for another talking head reel that gets 3 views.
You’re a nomad freelancer with a growing Substack + paid subscribers but you’re still treading water trying to sign long-term clients.
You’re a fashion upcycler with a spare room full of finished projects and approximately zero hours left in the day to record each outfit in that walking treadmill trend thing.
You offer WELCOME15 and THANKYOU15 discount codes on your storefront…but after a few abandoned cart emails? They never hear from you again. When you *know* that one code should lead to customers who come back weekly.
You have an email list you’ve been “meaning to use.” You send 2 newsletters a year and a week of emails when you launch that brings a nice little cash pop. You’ve got proof it works…but you’re missing all the moving middle parts that create evergreen income.
Having an email list is NOT the same as maximizing your email list.
You can have 1,000 dream subscribers, and it means absolutely nothing if you’re ghosting them after they sign up.
& you can have 100,000 subscribers, five-figure launches, and know email works…but still leaving a LOT of money on the table every single month you go quiet.
👉🏼 The problem isn’t your lead magnet. Or your list size. Or your offer.
It’s that you don’t have a strategy that makes sending emails feel easy and automations that work when you don’t…
So you default to posting on Instagram stories because at least you know how to do that.
But social media will always hide your links when you’re trying to pull people off the platform.
Email doesn’t give a shit.
They’re gonna keep showing your emails to your subscribers, because that’s how email works.
& TRUST: Your subscribers want more of your work. Or your ideology. Of your offers. Of your art.
That’s literally why they’re there. That’s why they gave you their email.
But they need the right answers at the right time to buy fast, not a newsletter once a quarter and a launch week panic.
They need you, consistently, with a plan behind it. That’s what you do inside Sick Of Socials.
👀 let’s look at Real results from real people who’ve worked with me. 👇🏼
New clients in the first week of a sequence going live.
This email client has a full offer suite that sells itself, but hired me because she’d been building her email list for years without a way to bring new subscribers into her work. She’d go months without emailing them. Less than one week after her lead magnet sequence went live (using the exact strategy I teach in here), her team said,“That’s SEVEN in, in the first week! This sequence outperformed every single one of our other funnels.
Spots sold in a brand new offer during pre-sale.
This email client launched social-free with the right positioning, to the right people, at the right time. This is what happens when your list is warm and your emails consistently sell instead of nurturing for 6 months. This is what happens when you regularly email with a sustainable strategy versus only sending emails when you launch.
Months from email alone (a goal she once thought was impossible).
This email client came to me thinking consistent income through email wasn’t in the cards for her business. That her list didn’t buy and her subscribers didn’t want to be sold to. A few months in, we made her dreams come true and she now has an email-first strategy. She just needed the right support to actually make it happen for her life.
To write an email that used to take 3 hours.
This email client said, “Holy shit, we just wrote 3 emails in 30 minutes,” After starting with, “I only know how to talk about my work in videos, not write emails about it. Because it’s not that you don’t know what to say or how to write it. You’re just overcomplicating what an email needs to be to sign the client. I navigate that for you.
OKAY, HERE’S EXACTLY WHAT YOU GET:
Two calls. Daily Telegram. 1:1 Onboarding. Specific Curriculum. Quarterly miniminds. & An evergreen income strategy built for your life.
This isn’t someone else’s “million-dollar blueprint” slapped over your business. We’re building your million-dollar movement. Here’s what every month looks like:
Call 1: Energetic Emails
The first Monday of every month, we write all of your weekly emails for the month, together, in 60 minutes. I come with the topics, angles, hooks, and prompts already tailored to your business. We go hot seat style: you write, and when you hit “idk what to say here,” I tell you. Fast. You leave the call with 4–5 emails scheduled and you don’t have to think about writing again until next month.
This isn’t “feel into your $100K day and write from that energy.” I study your offers, your dream client, your business before every call. The templates, prompts, and visualizations I bring answer the exact questions your people have before paying you to make their buying decision easier and quicker, because you answered what was in their head before they had to ask.
Call 2: Evergreen Income Strategy
This is where we build and refine the backend. Launch plans, automated sequences, welcome funnels, upsell and downsell flows, all designed around your actual energy, capacity, and goals. Not what worked for me, not what worked for some other person in the program, and sure as shit not worked for Billionaire Becky who got rich selling you how to get rich. We build your unique Evergreen Income Strategy that makes you money on repeat, even when you’re not actively selling.
And best believe we are not replacing one burnout cycle with another. We prioritize getting strategically ahead of your sales and marketing so you can have more FUN in your business while email does the heavy lifting.
Telegram – and I’m *actually* in here
Just to be really clear: this is not a “community-led” chatroom where you’re left answering other people’s questions and hoping someone helps you out in return. I’m in here Monday – Thursday, giving feedback, auditing your work, and mentoring you every step of the way.
We have four rooms: General (not used, just how you get access inside), Fast Feedback (copy audits, fast answers, email strategy), Special Menu (exclusive offers and rates nobody else gets), and Bingeable Trainings (this is the GOAT: I drop at least one actionable training every week with a specific outcome, action step, and story hook based on my expert industry insight from my business, my done-for-you millionaire clients, and my done-with-you email babes.
1:1 Onboarding + Dream Client Deep Dive
Within 48 hours of joining, you get your onboarding form, and this is where the magic starts. You tell me about your business, your offers, your dream client/customers, and your goals. I come back with your defined Ideal Client Avatar and Unique Selling Proposition that we carry through every single email we write together so your dream clients buy fast and stay long. Plus, when you join, you get a 1:1 power hour with me to kickoff your Sick Of Socials time with ALL the strategy you need to set you up for ultimate email success.
Social-Free Sales Curriculum + Quarterly Miniminds
What we aren’t doing is “join and get 230594524 programs”. What you ARE getting is specific, actionable curriculum to build your Evergreen Income Strategy from the very fkn beginning. Here is the curriculum dripping out in 2026: Create The Perfect Lead Magnet, Write Your Lead Magnet Sequence For Fast Buys, Launch With Evergreen Style. Plus, we have quarterly miniminds to maximize your email strategy the social-free way. Implement once. Convert forever.
I’m not just doing this work for my business.
I do it for everyone’s.
Hiiii, boo!
I’m Jess, and I’ve been emailing since 2015.
- Started automating emails as a kickboxing trainer to turn new prospects into contracted clients
- Grew into cold pitching for freelance writing clients, where I hit my first $10K month
- Then strategically built my own list, launched multiple courses, and sold out 1:1 done-for-you work multiple times with my email-first strategy
And now? Millionaires pay me to write their emails. Your favorite coaches are on my waitlist. & Their mentors have already hired me. 😮💨💅🏼
👉🏼 We both know that is the exact flex I think it is, and I’ve been helping small and big online businesses launch and sell for 7 years as a launch copywriter specializing in email and sales page copy.
Creators, coaches, artists…I’ve rewritten launch emails that flopped with their last hire and written fresh copy for new offers being birthed.
Which means I’m constantly testing email marketing for myself *and for my clients*. That’s so important for you to grasp – because while others did it for themselves and then sell you the bLuEpRiNt, I’m constantly doing this for CLIENTS.
I go first, then take you through every single step so you can skip everything that doesn’t work and focus on what actually converts for your business, your offers, and your dream client.
& If ya into the woo woo shit, I’m a pisces & projector, which means everything I do is through the lens of making your flow easier, simpler, and smoother. You’re welcome. 😇
And bc I need to say it:
Tbh, you’re going to join now or later bc this sht WORKS. I’d just rather it be now so you can stop performing for the algorithm without quitting your business. 🍒
“Yeah, but—”
I’ve been launching this to my email list for weeks. I know the “yeah buts.” Let me beat ya to it.
“I don’t know if I have time to add email into what I’m already doing.”
You don’t need to have 3× daily emails scheduled for the next 30 days. That’s not sustainable and we both know it. You need 60 minutes at the start of the month to write everything, then it’s done. Smooth sailing. You set a timer, write what you get, schedule it. That’s it. For reference: it takes me about 10 minutes to write an email with notes, 20 minutes with bullet points, 30 minutes max with nothing prepped. I prep everything for you so we can stick to that 10min timeframe and get your monthly emails done in one hour.
“I’ve tried email and it didn’t convert long-term.”
There’s a big difference between sending emails and sending the *right* emails. If you nurture for 6 months before mentioning an offer, or get “omg so inspiring!” replies but no sales, that’s not an email problem. That’s a messaging, positioning, and selling problem. You’re great at inspiring and launching, but you’re leaving money on the table without an in-between sales strategy, and we both know it. That’s exactly what we fix on Call 1, every month.
“My list is small. Is it even worth starting?”
Size matters a lot less than strategy. (That’s what she said. 👀) A small, warm, well-served email list will outperform a massive, neglected one every time. And a lead magnet + automated sequence built to sign dream clients (not just anyone) makes every new subscriber a hot lead from the jump. Plus, with my Evergreen Income strategy, you’ll grow your list daily.
“It takes me forever to write one email. An hour for a whole month sounds too good to be true.”
What I find most of the time is that the “one email” that’s taking you forever should actually be four emails. You’re putting everything into one email and overwhelming your subscriber, *and yourself*. Once we separate them out, it flows fast. That’s why I come to Call 1 with specific prompts, fast templates, guided meditations, and an Easy Editing Method so you’re never staring at a blank doc. And I’m live the whole time to fill in the gaps. My clients go from 3 hours per email to 10 minutes. It’s not some MaGiCaL sYsTeM…you’re just finally not overcomplicating it because we build your perfect flow.
“I still want to post on social media. Is this even for me?”
Yes. This is literally the whole point. I still post on social media, when I want to and when I have something to say (or at least some sick memes I want to share). Sick Of Socials is not about never posting again. It’s about having a strong enough email strategy that posting becomes optional. TBH – social becomes fun & social again when it’s not carrying all the pressure to pay your bills.
Let’s do the math 👀
Everything inside Sick Of Socials
…and exactly what it’d cost to hire it out individually
Both investments are truly a freaking steallll, and give you the full Sick Of Socials experience: two calls a month, daily Telegram mentorship, strategic curriculum, 1:1 onboarding power hour, quarterly miniminds, all’it.
The only difference is which you commit to first…bc you won’t ever want to leave. 😉
& Truthfully, you can join now or later…but later has a cost, and it’s not just money.
- It’s the Sunday morning you spent refreshing your analytics instead of finishing that painting.
- The RenFaire you almost didn’t go to because you hadn’t recorded content for the week yet.
- The social-free launch while you’re on vacay that would’ve been 10x bigger…if your list hadn’t been ghosted for the last 6 months.
Email doesn’t care if you’re clocked out. It keeps working 25/8.
6-Month Membership
$222 Per Month · 6 MonthsAll the calls, daily Telegram, full onboarding, and all-access to the curriculum and quarterly miniminds while you are in this membership. A shorter runway with a bigger monthly investment.
Join at $222/mo12-Month Membership
$111 Per Month · 12 MonthsEverything in the 6-month option, plus a full year to create, maximize, and refine. Half the monthly investment with twice the time for bigger ROI. This is perfect when you’re ready to implement a long-term social-free strategy.
Join at $111/mo“Lead magnet help? What don’t you do?! & No notes on the copy! You’re brilliant and a total Godsend. Not you making marketing fun!!“
– Janelle, Sustainability Strategist
